I just...
I have no words.
Um. I'm sorry I don't write porn?
Although according to my bestie and to my roommate, my writing is sometimes a little on the hot side.
But it's still far from erotica.
Sorry?
P.S. I think you meant "sexiEst virgins of 2012" and "belle vIErge." Am I the only person left on the Interwebz who can spell?
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